How do they lay you off these days? Phone, email, zoom? Trying to figure out what messages I should ignore

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One of my girlfriends in PR got laid off in - get this - a GROUP Zoom call. 20 some-odd people all on the same video conference. Mostly lower level staff (interns and coordinators), and then her, a Director. Not so much as a head’s up or a separate conversation. She’s pretty gutted. Not that it happened, but HOW it happened. Like many layoffs though, it’ll probably be for the best in the long run. Good riddance!

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Leave it to a PR firm—which should be good at handling crises—to mess up their own layoffs. Source: lived through several PR agency layoffs

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They’ll schedule a very vague call usually with little notice. I get scared every time my boss calls now because I don’t talk to him very often. Personally I don’t care how the message is delivered. I’ve fired and laid off enough people to know it’s a last resort and there is no talking someone out of it. I always respond like thanks for the opportunity. If you guys get demand give me a call. The only time I was laid off my team called me 6 months later and had a job for me. So be sure to handle yourself well during the call.

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Twitter with a shoutout.

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I’d rather just get an email.

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Webex invite from your manager with either Ryan Bingham or Natalie Keener cc’d.

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That heavy suicide scene though.

If they lay you off and the offices are closed, do you still have to return the laptop?

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This is a bit cruel. You take your laptop home expecting to WFH and all of a sudden you’re laid off. Can’t imagine the number of innocent Dells destroyed with a hammer following this news.

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My coworker, now ex-coworker, got a phone call..

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No, mid size firm.

They just stop the direct deposit. People stop dialing in after that.

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The problem fixes itself.

We ...

... Fixed the glitch

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Email with the subject line: “Touch base”
and body message: “do you have time for a quick call later today?”

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This

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Most will (hopefully) use video call.

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Sliding into DMs

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Tiktok

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Meeting invite with Skype call

Personal experience. Got that from my talent person. I didn’t even know I had a “talent person”. Didn’t even know what her job was beside firing me.

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Phone call over here lol

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