How does one ‘slack off’ in banking ?
Like if I’m staffed on something and there is work, who else but me is going to do it

Asking cos I want to

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Delegate everything to your Analyst and India/offshore team.
Buy ChatGPT premium personally and enter stuff into there (you’ll get fired if you get caught because your work is confidential).
Hire your own offshore person in India with a CFA and IB experience and offshore your work to them personally.

I’ve seen it all done, some works well, some doesn’t.

It’s a fair point. You’re obviously not going to get them to write IMs but you can get them to build the skeleton of a model, do industry research, build buyer datasets, and other components that aren’t necessarily confidential

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