I bought a bunch of stonks this morning. How long until I am rich?

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Hard part is figuring out which stocks are stonks. If you really bought genuine stonks, you should spend this weekend hunting down a good space suit because you’ll be on the moon come opening bell Monday.

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Likely forever

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Until the end of the war

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I love stonks

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Tomorrow

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What did u buy?

I also bought some biblical stonks but they lost money today. ☹️ What does Noah have to do with this stuff anyway?

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Where did all my money go?

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