I can’t with these people 🤦🏼‍♀️

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WONT ANYONE THINK ABOUT THE HUMAN MILK??

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Lmao omg can’t stop laughing at this one 😂

Milk can be refrigerated for 5 days. If it was that important why would you trust someone else with it?

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You really are a visual storyteller aren’t you!

When you’re fishing for a free future hotel stay 🙄

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Could have been worse, e.g. “We apologize that the barista mistakenly took your milk”

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Ummm maybe next time stay at an airbnb that has a full kitchen and do it yourself lol

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It also took 9 hours to type all that complaining out! Hopefully she felt better after venting about THAT on LINKEDIN!

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It’s nice that the milk will keep for 5 days. However she didn’t tell us where she was going. She asked that it be frozen for a reason. Maybe she was flying out of the country. And would be traveling for a bit and wanted it frozen until her final destination. Hilton Hotels advertises all this hokum and they let her down. No matter what any of us think we know, her stay with them was less than what she expected. And that’s all that matters. And their Custer service stunk big time. I doubt a free stay would fix 9 hours of pumping breast milk and it being lost. I e never done it but I am a woman and it is was me I’d be PISSED!!!

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