I didn’t watch the big game ads, am I going to be fired tomorrow ??

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where have you been while they were posted on youtube in the last week? should’ve been fired by last friday lol

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The geico whoop there it is was one of the top 10 and you’ve probably already seen that one

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You think they’re going to wait until tomorrow?

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