I matched with this dude on Bumble and his first message to me was "is EY hiring?" 😳

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LOL. Tell him "yes, we're hiring boyfriends for our employees"

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I am going to unmatch. I don't think I would like to spend the rest of my life with someone who cannot think beyond networking

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🎶 EY EY Ernst & Young! We gonna be numba one 🎶

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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I'm looking to be your partner OP 😉

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Please give him a case interview and report back with his strengths & weaknesses

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Sad it wasn't "You go, Glenn Coco!"

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Don't unmatch! Keep it going. Have him text his resume on bumble

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Match with me - I already work at EY 😉

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Sure if you are a partner @EY3! Just kidding 😜

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Case interview topic: you're on bumble and you have to impress this girl. What do you do?

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🍿🍿🍿

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I dunno why you have to go to bumble when so many folks are interested here

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Lies woman has to message first

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Why you have to worry about spendin the rest of your life with him OP? Just hook up and push his resume through for a nice recruiting bonus 😏

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Ha ha.. Why don't we match up here at FB

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What was your response?

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@EY3 Haha touché

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Haha.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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