If you quit, what do you do with the client laptop?

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Give it back?

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Return it to Deloitte IT so you can confuse them.

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Craigslist

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Are you quitting with no notice? Give it to the engagement team.

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Keep it! Possession is 9/10 of the law right?

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Ritual Pagan Burning, obv

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