I’m just going to drop this here

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I like how the word is capitalized “M” throughout the article.
I also like that “3M” shared this 🤣

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Whoa T1, easy on the “disgusting topic” thing. You can admit it, we all do it. It’s OK 👍

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The guy does make really good points, wouldn’t call this cringy.

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He makes excellent points. I just don't think I'd put this on linkedIn 🤣

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Sigh *unzip*

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I mean… that banana is pretty sexy

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The comments 💀

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FullMetal Internal Alchemist.

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😮

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Ironically this kind of cringe could have been completely avoided if the guy had post nut clarity lmao

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It seems like he’s doing a lot of projecting. Seems like it’s an issue for him, so now he wants to make it an issue for everyone.
It’s not such a complete waste of time for all of us, silly man.

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And he didn’t even pitch his services as a business and financial consultant!!!

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Did I REALLY just sit here and read this?????? The OP is obviously one of "them".

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Keep him away from my Financial’s please 💦

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Crunching more than just numbers.

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The main thing of value I learned from this is to add "kunyonga" as a hobby on my Hinge profile

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“1. It is a timewaster,” says the man writing an eight paragraph LinkedIn post

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Wow.

I think I understand why this consultant is freelance. Can you imagine having to share space with him in an open plan office? This is the guy who wants to have really creepy conversations when the managers are out. This is the guy that follows you to the bathroom to "talk". He is the reason why people start taking the stairwell -- to avoid being in the elevator with him.

It's funny, sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if there is an office horror story in his background.

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Damn I’m laughing my head off, you’re right, we’ve all seen those creeps in the office, it gets especially awkward when they fixate on a person to share this kind of info with.

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We saw your LinkedIn post Llewellyn. Today is your last day bud. Let me know if you need another box 🗃️

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"Masturbation is finishing our society!"

Isn't that the idea, finishing?

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I take back what I said, this is super cringe, imagine all the people you know reading this.

Thank you for helping me see sense @fishbowl community

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I started off thinking he’s trying to project braveness, willingness to say things others won’t, straight shooter kind of vibe.

Then it dawned on me, this is LI, he might have his nephews/nieces on here reading this.. who would struggle to look him in the eye after this post

Also getting a churchy kind of vibe and really weird to post stuff like this to a religious community or anyone for that matter.

Needless to say any kind of professionalism went out the window with this post, would not recruit for fear of him antagonising my workforce.

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Someone reported me for this. I lost my pro badge. :/

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Well that’s going to be a huge… stain on your reputation!

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Please tell me why is this post on LinkedIn? Maybe he is a consultant for a sexual health organization.

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Now I have explanations to all my shortcomings...

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Me too. Short, or occasionally long comings!

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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So courageous to post this

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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How many job titles and hashtags is too many?

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Poor son will have fun in the upcoming years, set up his own bar too high from the early days

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It's the "loves this" for me

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Nothing like putting yourself side by side with Elon to spark interactions or followers. Sigh.

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“I used to be rich, but I sold all my stock so now I’m poor like you guys!” is a new one

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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