I’m pretty sure I just orange pilled my late boomer father in law explaining Bitcoin, deflationary monetary supply, and blockchain on my home office whiteboard. Total coincidence after he made fun of it from a passing article. “So what’s coinbase and how do I get some Bitcoin?” Was the last question. 💀🤫

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