In corporate giving demo feels like dancing in front of the gabbar (manager) to save my love (salary, naukri) all the time 😂 They understand nothing and just throw money (saying good work) 🤣

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Bro literally you guys are immature, you will realise when you go on a leadership role, and if you never reach there thats obviously a sign that you are made just to follow orders

Anyways leadership position is a responsible role, its just not about you writing code and commit, code writing will become obsolete in meet 5-10 years, but the business will still require visionary leaders always.

I know there are certain people who gets promo just because of experience and moves up the leadership role and dont actual have a vision to lead.

But all the managers and leadership are made villian because of them. I hope when you reach to the level and understand the position you will realise how short sight you were.

Enjoy backbitching , you are not going anywhere with that, but instead have some guts and provide direct feedback on the face to you manager in professional manner. That will solve your problem much better than juts posting here and there and getting nothing.

A real leader will always listen and improve on himself

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They throw bottles and make you dance on the glass pieces. Salary is not enough to get your leg repaired though 🤨

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