Interesting question I was discussing with some colleagues:

What are crazy reasons you've seen someone get fired for?

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Oh boy. We fired an intern once for chewing tobacco in the office

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Saw 2 people got fired both for expenses.
1. Was a legit a**le tipping $100 on $100 check to pick up waitresses, using his Delta card to book flights and submitting paper receipt to get more points, got audited and then fired
2. Was staying at hotels in NYC and ATL on weekends often calling it "weekend support" in expenses, got audited and then sacked

Never f**k with your expenses man. NEVER EVER!!

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Stealing a decorative pillow from a WeWork

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@M1 I know a partner that chews tobacco in the office....

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New manager got drunk at a company wide leadership retreat for a healthcare company. Dude couldn’t handle his liquor and went around giving people wet willies!
But the topper was that he puked on a female leader, whom we later learned was the CEOs secret mistress. His ass was so fired.

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A project mgr turned a work stream to red and emailed out red status to everyone without informing the sponsor. Sponsor got embarrassed, fired the PM over the weekend, turning off her laptop access

The kicker was that the new PM had booked up conference rooms for 6 mos worth of mtgs and client didn’t know how to change that since they turned off access

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Showing up to work drunk and crashing his forklift into some pallets, hourly workforce’s usually have crazy stories so I feel mines pretty tame.

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Keeping a loaded gun in their desk

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Falsifying education credentials that were then uncovered by client

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Adding a pet to a health insurance policy

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These have to be the lamest stories ever!

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Banking client program mgr rearranged his teams cubicle seating on a Friday. New person on the team was placed near program mgr. Over the weekend she came in a did a makeover on her cubicle with 20 framed pics and a shelf of books and a stack of coloring books and a box of crayons. When he saw that he had it boxed up and mailed to her before she even got into the office on Monday..

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Associate decided to download several GB worth of porn onto his firm laptop overnight... Leaving the laptop to download this over the clients network... Engagement partner got a call from the CIO at 3 am asking why...

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@kpmg 3 that’s fucked up

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Embezzling from the company, on the news for beating up mistresses husband, telling a customer f—- you, having Law enforcement show up at work and engage in a foot chase over bad checks...

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BA failing to show up for client SteerCos, twice. Couldn’t be arsed, apparently

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Charging a personal international travel to client.

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Woman saw on multiple occasions that male superior was, um, aroused by her, and once he realized this, he did whatever he could do muscle her out

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s& 1: She wasn’t even impressed with what she saw. 😈

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