"It lacks a lot of depth"; much like your post with alleged belief that anyone thinks you can go from grad to CEO in a year.

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Unless of course, you are a self-appointed CEO of some ridiculous #vanlife business venture that you are running off of insta or the tok in a musty camper in your grandma’s backyard —then that’s ok.

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So many ppl on LI post and speak in lots of hyperbole so their posts "pop", get attention, "break through the clutter" and "it builds their brand". It's all nonsense and drivel, they aren't talking to ppl anymore, they are talking to the algorithm, and most sensical human audiences could care less. Every social media platform reaches this state of low value entropy. It's especially frustrating with LI because a useful career based social platform is needed and valued. But LI ain't it anymore, that's for sure.

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Of course you can go to CEO of “your name.”

Solopreneur!

(aka unemployed)

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Unless you work at pepsi and are a campus hire…

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