I've got my objectively super hot ex sending me bikini shots, but here I am frustrated about someone else. And I know myself well enough to recognize that the way out mentally is to line up some dates with someone new. Except that takes like a week.

What even is this dating life SMH. Can I just turn off the hormones or whatever and zen? Ugh.

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Good luck man looks like you have the classic “My Ferrari gives me bad mileage problems” Hope you see the light at the end of this tunnel. Also, screenshot or didnt happen😬

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Get to work, kids.

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Send the super hot bikini shots my way and I’ll take the problem off your hands

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