Just got my bonus of a whopping $172......$90 net......might as well just kicked me in the crouch and spit in my face

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You may have only gotten a $172 bonus because you think crotch is spelled 'crouch'

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Eh? You sure wasn't expense reimbursement lol?

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Don't spend it all in one place! Now go be a nice little boy and get Grandma Big Blue her shawl and knitting basket. I'm going to make you a scarf!

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Working for public companies = shitty bonuses.

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Yeah the per diem we get to keep so that kind of makes up for it. It's really just the principle lol

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My best career decision to date was leaving IBM

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Haha just heard from a recruiter for a role at IBM. Maybe not a great move...?

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Wait what? Lol

Damn what kind of per diem does ibm give u?? Do u pocket what u don't spend?

How much do u get a day? We get about 52 I think in NYC?

A3 last time I checked they were all under 50 domestically. Stupid

Ours is 57 or 61 in NYC I can't remember which

ACN1, but a few cities got raises for per diem. I think NYC went up

А3 SF didn't 😒

^for Accenture??

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