“Key Collaborations, sponsored by Microsoft Teams, the official collaboration partner of the NFL” 🤢🤢🤢🤢

C’mon nobody thought “let’s give a copywriter a chance to come up with something a bit more clever?”

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Nobdy cares anymore, they just and to check the box... ✅ done.

Then they move onto the next task.

Nobody seems to want to do anything with excellence anymore.

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Ha! You got me FC1... I deserve that.

I hate typos yet committed the crime myself. I miss my blackberry days... it seemed I made fewer typos on that device.

“Hmm, I don’t know. It doesn’t feel right. Can you make it sound a bit more collaborative?”

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As a copywriter, is that really what you want to spend your time on?

Myself, as a writer, my answer is No.

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I mean it’s right there. Just do something simple and fun. Like “Microsoft Collaboration makes it easy. Like Carson to Alshon”. But nope. The brand behemoth lumbers onward.

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