My boyfriend just found my vibe...

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Here’s hoping he’s secure enough in himself that he embraces that you have one!

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Nice! Go have fun now 😈

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Why is this even a concern lol

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Why hide it in the first place?

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I have never brought it to his place before and he found it inside a pillow case on the couch... I fell asleep there because I couldn’t wake him up when ... 😉😉... and then got high and fucking forgot it there just in the last day(!!!) and he found that shit *so* fast lol... mf. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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And he wonders why it’s so much bigger than him?

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Having a toy bigger than your boyfriend is a rookie mistake.

Offer a show

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Sex with toys is great! Especially when you’re both comfortable with it.

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Why aren’t you using it together ?

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And? He wants to know why you only have one?

I can’t tell what he thinks. I think it’s game on but like... only 1 way to tell... 😈

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Get him max 2

Man can control vibe with his max 2. He fks his toy which causes woman’s vibe to vibrate and turn. Woman can suck/fk her toy causing max 2 to vibrate and contract based on the rhythm they’re fking. It’s cool

What is your vibe?

I do love the vesper martini too! But no KPMG1 lol.

And no I do not wear it as a necklace lol

Lmao I told my bf when I bought a new one.

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