Let’s all just work for one mega agency instead of this crazy musical chairs where we all pass around the same clients and get laid off when they leave

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The mega holding company for this mega agency could be called Hav-Omni-Pube-Entsu-PP

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You think bureaucracy in a big agency is bad lol. Imagine how it would be in a mega agency. That’s like basically working for the government.

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