Missed an email from last week. Told client no comments back and partner was like “yes didn’t you see that email”? Happy Tuesday!

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For every $1MM a partner earns, their level of tact goes down by 30%.

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Hey thats good! We all make mistakes. Sounds like a decent partner

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