My birthday is tomorrow and my client just scheduled a 6am Webex. What’s the worst birthday present that you got?

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A divorce

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Thanks fellow fishes. It was awhile ago so I’m over it. But def one of the most interesting bdays I’ve had

Crabs

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I am.in du and going to be away from husband. This is my first bday after our wedding 🤨 not that it counts but was hoping to spend soem time with him

My birthday is a “personal holiday” so I never work. Maybe try that?

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