My client wants his slogan to rhyme with his brand name... how do I professionally tell him this is the single stupidest idea I've ever heard?

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Now you have to tell us what the brand’s name is so we can post rhymes!

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Amazing please let me know how this goes

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(It is probably a bad idea but could be funny)

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what the hell this is so much more fun than anything i’m doing

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Just tell us what the brand name rhymes with. Let the people of fishbowl help you.

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“BK - have it your way”
Too many haters here. Rhyming slogans can be fun.

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Probably time to wheel out a version of this?

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That is so stupid 😂 I love it. It will go so wrong but maybe people will remember the brand if everything is rhyming and beyond cheese lol

In the great tradition of “Schmidt’s of Philadelphia will ring the bell f’ ya.”

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