My confession is I had some ‘fun time’ with myself two times today.

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Rookie numbers smh. You can do better.

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😏

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No wonder the workpaper didn’t get done 😂

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No objections here 😈

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Sweet hashtag tho

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😉

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Brb catching up

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Is it just me or other people have also seen people hooking around near cricket ground in Infosys Pune campus.
In the afternoon and night shifts obviously..

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I went on a “date” recently. I paid for the tab as they were going to the bathroom. As we were leaving they said “thanks for lunch” — I was hoping they’d at least ask to Venmo me half as a kind gesture. Following lunch we grabbed dessert. I was hoping they’d offer to cover dessert since I covered lunch but it didn’t happen.

I am fine w/ paying but I was hoping the gesture would at least be presented… am I crazy?

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Additional Posts in Confessions: Non-Work Related

Ended my dry spell yesterday 😈

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My goal is to be all of the pins in this bowl. So far I’m 2/2. Y’all gotta step it up 😤😤😤

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Does “non-industry” confession mean this is for Consultants only? 🤔

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Join C2, it’s not boring as this bowl 😼

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