My neighbor in my office is always listening to really corny country music, and I get that country music is a lot of people's favorite, but it definitely isn't mine. He started wearing headphones after I asked him to, but he plays it so loud I can still kinda hear it. Would it be a very dramatic move to ask for a different spot in the office?

How does one find a headhunter?

First interview at a biglaw firm. Just graduated and want to pursue transactional areas, no prior experience. I feel like I’m a risk of a hire in their eyes so any advice?

Anybody have any reccomended templates / resources to point to for M&A target screening?

Hi all,
I am currently serving my notice period and actively looking for better opportunities.
I already have 2 years of experience in python and Deep learning. I have also done my Master's in Artificial Intelligence specialization and have strong knowledge in Machine learning, NLP, and Computer Vision.
Do let me know if anyone can refer me to the above-mentioned profile. I would be open to having a conversation to discuss further for any open position. I look forward hearing from you.

I am looking for job change 10 years experience in application security, vulnerability assessment vulnerability scanning and vulnerability management,sast,dast
Current location : chennai
Preferred location: chennai , coimbatore, madurai and remote
Kindly refer me in your organization if they have opening

Hi, is it normal to fill senior level post in a project with a staff level in GDS?

I will join EY in Dec 22. How much hike and bonus can i expect in june on pro rata basis on progressing rating (average)?

Hi everyone,


Can anyone tell what is the hike cycle in @morgan Stanley and when is bonus payout abd what is the eligibility criteria

Anyone received orientation mail for Monday - Oct 17 joining?

Any young professionals consider moving to Middle East for work?
Curious if I would be considered since they usually want a lot of experience.

Anyone have recommendations for movers? Only a 1 bedroom apartment and moving 2 miles down the road... The couch is just big enough that I don’t want to Uhaul it

I decided to move on from my job of 7 years, I had no days off, It was getting overwhelmed, I just wanted to spend quality family time, so I applied at another place and I was hired on the spot, so my old employer offered me what I wanted and I decided to stay, so my question is ….. how in a professional way do I tell my new employer that I not coming to work with them. I’m supposed to start by the end of this month.

Can i ask for joining Bonus after accepting the offer letter? Had a conversation with HR and was being advised it is difficult but will see what can they do.

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

“Bad news, we’ve had to eliminate the position that we were supposed to finalize your promotion to. Good news, your current position is still available and the prestige of your current role is now increased”
Not the money, not the title, bonus or anything, but oh the prestige.

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

Thoughts on “special” salary grades. I just found out the VP I was offered is not a grade 12 like most comparable roles (verified). Also not an 11, but an 11A. Slightly higher than an 11, a good bit lower than a 12. All due to the fact that it’s a leap from my current position. Why should that matter…..shouldn’t it pay what it should pay if I am selected, rather that curving down towards my current rate?

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

Joined a call to hear “how’s my sql replication looking? Yeah,!I’m good.)

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

I was recently promoted, and now part of my team report to me. I'm now able to see their pay rates and I am honestly so disappointed in the company. Especially since we just gave annual raises in Feb, plus we can all see where the money is going and it's not to the employees. Makes me sick

“– Pick one: purple or blue.

– I can’t do this, this is way too complicated.”

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”