Needed a new roof and hired a carpenter. He stops by my office to pick up paperwork and asks me about my retirement plans. I find out he has about a million in his 401k.

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So this guy recognizes he needs an advisor and just throws the money in your lap. You are either the luckiest person on the planet or a liar not in touch with reality.

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That's like the story about the elderly guy who got it on with three young strippers. A non-Catholic, he went to confession. The priest said "If you're not Catholic, why are you telling me?" "Father, I'm 90 and that just happened to me! I'm telling EVERYBODY!"

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Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!!

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And the point of your post is....?

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Yeah, finish the story. Land it?? Hope so!!

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Realized my savings account interest rate is now higher than my mortgage rate. No way I pay that off early. Eat your heart out Dave.

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Everyone has a different perspective on this but would love to hear yours. Someone has debt ranging say 4-5% interest rates. Do you attack debt more then investing to move towards a debt free life or do you go after investments since they return historically above that then paying down closer towards retirement. I know the latter looks better on paper but what about the psychological factors of being debt free and the guaranteed return on interest savings.

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