Newbie here. First time in United Club. Any unspoken rules I should know about?

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If they ask you to leave, do so without protest

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Don't whip it out

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Fart loudly. Because it's United.

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Practice getting punched and then dragged across the floor with dignity.

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Don't be that person who dumps all the snacks into your carry on. And do tip the bartender.

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Eat all of the cheese cubes and apples that you can in a 15 minute period

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Just relax. No one in there is paying any attention to you. General rules of being a decent human being are loosely applied. Avoid loud conversations on phone. Try to enjoy it. I remember back before I became jaded and I actually like the airline clubs. It's a cool experience and a great respite from the main terminals.

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Mandatory to get trashed the first few times

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D3, don't forget to recommend the carrot sticks and crackers.

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Why is this place so shitty?

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Which airport?

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Don't wear leggings

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Don't hit on the bartender...unless your name is vinny chase

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Not all drinks are free, unlike international lounges, which was an eye opener for me.

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First rule of Fight Club...

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