No ghost could ever haunt me like the sound of my own voice using corporate slang casually.

What work phrase have you caught yourself using?

Opinion on Quinn? (Would prefer an opinion from people who actually work there and aren’t just bitter from opposing them)

Where do I bet

Recently hired an admissions consultant and based off of our consultation she was great. Unfortunately, I have not been able to find a ton of non-gmat club/PQ feedback on her but I went with my gut and moved forward. What is the best way to get the most out of my experience with her? I am starting from the ground up for R1.

Does anyone have a helpful recommenders guide I could give to my recommenders?

Is the full data ready?

Does anyone use blue light glasses? Do they help? I get headaches almost every day and I’m sure it’s because I’m glued to the screen all day. Wondering how to alleviate them without popping 4 ibuprofens a day.

What should I pay a part time PMM at a Series A funded, Y Combinator-backed Fintech SaaS startup working 20 hours a week whose job it is to assist the CMO (me) with setting up and managing a product marketing function? This person will be the 7th hire, the second marketer, and will grow into a full time role (if they want it) as we scale. I myself just completed PMA's Product Marketing Core Cert, but I can't do it all myself and run Demand Gen and Mar Ops. Also HM experience should I require?

Really curious, what percentage of your clientele is friends/family?

37M- How to start a (mutual agreed) divorce process in California? Can I e-file? Do I need a lawyer?
(No kids, no joint assets, about 4.5 years into marriage)

I am a recent graduate in Information Systems, looking to start my career in cyber security. Any tips/suggestions/ideas where I could start. (No previous experience).

3/6 analysts on my team (myself included) did not get a bonus this year without any good explanation besides overall poor team performance. What would you do?

What has been your average % raise on a non-promo year over the course of your career?

Please help 🙏
1. Wns global pune - around 13 lpa (company policy doesn't seem good and can't find any review)
2. Infosys pune - 10.9 + 1L
3. New company founded in 2020 with 150 people approx(company policy seems good and learning seems good), yet to receive offer from them.

Looking for learning -3.5 YOE in development but in old stack and support mostly.

Hi Fishes,
Have potential opportunity at HSBC EDPI.
Just wanted to know how much can I ask for GCB5 AVP Business Analyst role?
YOE - 6 Years
CCTC - 20 LPA
Also how long does it take to move from AVP to VP and how are the yearly hikes?

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

“If I have COVID, I won’t tell anyone” why oh why? 🤔😫

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

I don’t have a horse in this fight

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

Heard from me:

“Oh, junior person, you have edits to the monthly activity report 3 days after your deadline to review the report, and after I sent it to the client? How lovely for you."