On a 737 across from the lav and this dude just slayed it. My whole row looks like they are about to vomit, gonna go mingle in the galley before I get sick.

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I empathize with both parties in this scenario. One would hope that he wanted to do that about as little as you all wanted him to

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December 2019 I’m flying back to the US from DXB in business class. I lean the seat back and take a nap. Some time later, I’m awoken by foul stench, seemingly emanating from business class. I look around, confused…and then I saw what cannot be unseen: a child, one row back and in the center, naked, with poop all over his legs and rear end. It looked like the kid had his lower body dipped in a chocolate fountain. Most perplexing to me, aside from the profound stink and volume of excrement all over the child, was the fact that the parents were cleaning him up in business class like it was a normal thing. The flight attendants were aghast, and were discretely asking the parents to take it to the lavatory, to no avail. Even Governor Tarkin would’ve found that to be a foul stench.

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