Shorts fired!! #PwC #JimmeyKimmelMonologue

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Basically how PwC said they ‘are committed and will ensure to give accurate envelopes to the presenters’ to which Jimmy replied with ‘what was your commitment/focus the past 89 years’

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What was said I missed it!

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