Single BigLaw-yers, how often do you have sex? How the hell do you even have the time to meet new people?

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Define “having sex.” Does using a doll count?

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Depends on the Doll's functionality.

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Waiting for someone to pop up and say hey I’m in big law and I have incredible intimacy with people

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Sounds like a kinky part of the passion tbh

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I get fucked by work on the daily

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This. Feeling this right now. Here’s hoping tomorrow/today/ what day is it assignments at least gives me a reach around and lets me put on lipstick bc I like to look pretty before I get bent over.

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When I was single in Big Law, I was getting it any which way I could. Impromptu dates, bar hook ups, tinder etc. Was pretty tough to try and “date” properly, but plenty of time to hook up. Most folks these days are happy to hop in bed with you if you look good, are respectful and kind, have a nice place, and pay them for the sex

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Counsel 1 - in this economy? You bet!

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Probably way more often than me, a married BigLaw-yer.

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Two biglaw-yers and a 1 year old. At this point I don’t think I’d remember how to make a second baby.

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When my gf visits, about 3 times a week but she complains my libido has gone down since I started in BigLaw. Recently, the duration of our sessions have been over 30 mins so she is reasonably satisfied. But when we first met we would do it 3 times in one night, although she denies this ever happening. The point is this: there is no point earning the big bucks if you ain't getting frequently laid. You're a plane with no runway. A Ferrari with no road. A Saul Goodman without his Kim Wexler. Go out there and start humping away.

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0, and I am married

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Tinder and hinge are your best friend. Plenty of people will have sex with you because of your perceived high value

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Haven’t had sex since May - when I broke up with my ex. Honestly, a big reason I was in a relationship with him was to ensure a steady supply…. But, alas, there were too many dealbreakers.

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A15 - only at the extremes

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My every 2 weeks with my husband is looking pretty good right now. I need him to read this thread lol.

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I didn’t have sex the first two years of biglaw, but I also don’t do one night stands so ymmv

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Never. I've been celibate for over a decade.

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That would certainly be a more interesting story. At one point in college I decided to take to take a break from having sex outside of a relationship, but after a while I realized I didn't really like relationships or sex all that much and didn't miss either.

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Not in Big Law but last time for me was December, so no sex and no big law salary #winning

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Wow I’m just so glad I’m not alone!! Married with 2 kids and in biglaw, it’s hard af to find the time. We do opt for calendar invites to do it and that’s been pretty good for us. Still, it’s not frequent.

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3x a week

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A2, “don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone I love?”

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Once a year if I’m lucky

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My husband used to swipe on apps during phone calls when he was muted and meet like 3-4 people a day in the weekend for coffee.

I suspect reasonable amount of sex came out of it. Just shoot your shot! If you are successful and semi good looking, feels like you can geeeet it?

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