I am in seat A (window) next to me on Seat B (aisle) a Delta pilot, with his arm way over the mid line! Any suggestions??!

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Consultants should not be in the cockpit. Please step outside to coach and let someone who talks less and knows how to handle a plane take over. 😉😉

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Flirt

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Lick his elbow.

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Is it Peter? If so lock that shit down 💍

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Hey buddy *point to his arm*. Stay in your lane.

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Throat punch followed by an elbow to the groin? Or could just deal. You’re choice.

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Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom. When he gets up to let you back in, commandeer the entire thing.

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Fall asleep on his or her shoulder

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Tell him Delta (and, indeed, all American domestic airlines) suck and that he should feel bad about that.

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Stab him accidentally with knitting needles

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ask them what the wifi password is

Pretty easy. Just trade the armrest space for a vodka-soda.

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