Thanks Slack. I thought I got fired and kicked out while I was on vacation 🙃 🙄

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Slack is having a major outage today for those confused

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My friend got fired over slack once.

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I mean… you don’t know for sure yet, right?

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I didn't get kicked out of these meetings so we're good

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LMAO I THOUGHT THE SAME

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What is slack?

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Imagine if a bunch of engineers, not Microsoft, built Teams.

Deets.

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They fired you over slack?? Jesus sounds like you'll be better off

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