The amount of indecisiveness and ineptitude from posters on this app, honestly makes me wonder how some of them haven't been fired yet.

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Two adjectives in this post. Take those out and it's a third grade post. You should be fired

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*farts*

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Ineptitude is a noun though. Let's change that

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Omg you're so smart and wise and mature

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Oh sorry K. Was asking to OP ☺️

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I've decided that I'm too inept to understand your post.

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Give an example

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Uh?!

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Salty much?

Ditto D2

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