“There must be something wrong with me (the employee) because I’m missing all the social interaction clues. “

Someone’s response after getting out of a 1.1 meeting with their boss where the boss talked (lectured) for 40 minutes of their 1 hour call about 1 topic without a break to see if the person was still engaged in the conversation.

I’m in a tough spot—still waiting for conflicts to clear and out of the blue, a partner reached out regarding a project that they’ve staffed me on. They want my availability to begin working on the matter next week…how do I handle this? I haven’t given notice, but expect to do so soon…I don’t think it’s prudent to start a new matter esp. since I know I’m leaving…but I can’t turn down work with a straight face (especially because my hours are in “checked out” mode)…

Hello fishes

Could you please provide feedback on below companies and their work culture for a Java Developer

UST Global
T System
Yoe: 5.5 years


UST global offering 2.5 lakh more than T system

For new hire who’s struggling, will going back to office actually makes things better and easier?

Heyyy! So@first day on the job and I am asked to help establish an offshore company for a client … to my experienced fellows… can you help me access relevant Information or help me see what is in my blind spot?

Thanks!

got a CIS form filling link from cognizant, what it is.. i am experirenced java developer...interview clreared at cts and also had salary discussion

What is the base for newly promoted C and M in DA track?

Any book recommendations on how to tame/work with being an overachievers? I'm assuming a lot of us have a hard time switching off the problem-solving voice in our head (I know I do!) and wonder if there anything good to read about this.

Anyone know the salary range at CGI for a new grad consultant?

Glassdoor says between $65-120k. How accurate is this?

MSc in eHealth. Trying to break into consulting
Asking for a friend

Best movie ever?

I have received pwc ac documentation email on 7th but still did not got any update...please advise .. Thank you

Any shops to avoid as a Strategy Director? A female strategy director at that.

I have an offer from Principal Global Services. How is the company culture? Is it better than most other companies? How about growth opportunities?

Moving to Chicago from Boston at the end of the month! Signed a lease in River North at WPE. Any tips for getting acclimated, dos and don’ts? This is my first move and although I’m excited, I’m a little nervous to be in a brand new city. For context 29 F.

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
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HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

I was in the office (pre-c19) on the Friday after thanksgiving so I could get some stuff done while it was empty. A peer Director was also there and asked me for help with something. I helped him a for while, then he said, “this is really helpful, I have to go to an all team meeting for 30 minutes, but could we finish after that?” Me: “an all team meeting today?” Him: “yeah, I always schedule an all team meeting on days like this so people can’t pretend to wfh when they are really on pto.” smh 🤦‍♂️