This guy posts about wanting a technical recruiter job every day with very little experience and now he is posting sympathy traps like this. If you’re that desperate for a job then you would be more open to getting anything even if it’s not what you want, it will help you with rent, remote or not.

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How do you have this much outreach and no connections that could help you land a job? On the other hand I’ve been on that position of trying to hold out finding a job I really see myself in vs taking the first opportunity thrown at me so I sympathize with him

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“I want a junior technical recruiting job that pays six figures base with commission”

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Yeah these types of posts are shooting yourself in the foot. If you give out these desperate pleas, it makes other recruiters think “Why hasn’t anyone picked this person up yet? Maybe there’s some red flags I want to avoid.”

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In my opinon it’s more about the demosntration of character than the “why are other people passing this opportunity up?”
I wouldn’t want to work with him purely based off of the bad vibes this dude gives off.

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Bizarre that he is claiming to be so desperate for work (for which he has little experience) but is insisting that the role be fully remote. Clearly he isn’t all that desperate.

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Get a restaurant job while you wait dude. No sympathy for this decision. Restaurants are begging folks to work for them.

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Restaurant jobs are not 100% remote 🧐

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I am struggling to understand why a recruiter can’t find a job. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Yes this! Shouldn’t he have a good network already? Unless he’s the one no one will touch hahahhaa

3k likes lmao. LinkedIn is the worst

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There’s so many jobs out there I really can’t understand how anyone wouldn’t be able to find one.

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It is hard 4 rounds of interviews just to say we need this or that. It was in the resume what was offered. People playing games and wasting peoples time

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I am about to have to sell my car to make rent. I got laid off with the recession. Used my emergency fund, drained my 401k (not much in it since I have 2 years of exp), and am selling things in my house to get by. Have some goddamn respect. You could be in this situation someday and you will want help then. Don't be an ass.

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Such cringe. "I'm poor" is not a reason to hire anyone and we all know if you are truly desperate for money there's a million basic jobs you could take temporarily, ugh just gross.

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I saw this as well, super cringe. I'm suprized he didn't post a gofundme.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Nice try Accenture.

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Be Brave!

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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