This is funny, but I’m honestly flabbergasted Salesforce had a music video made…

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRoes7Dh/

Just watched office space again and realized it’s actually about the FIRE movement (without explicitly saying it)

CREATIVE DIRECTOR/ART DIRECTOR NEEDED in nashville. if the idea of hot chicken and great work sounds like something you’d like, hit me up.

I get panic attacks when I’m asked what I want on my sandwich

Great lunch time specials around the city?

Hi Chicago Fishies ✨ Sushi restaurant recommendations with heated outdoor seating? TIA!!

Desi fam - dinner ideas anyone? Vegetarian pls. SO tired of cooking every day but even more tired of having to decide WHAT to cook! Argh.

Anyone know if Facebook did the new Oculus go spots with celebs in house? The one with Jonah hill and Adam Levine was solid. Made me chuckle.

Best tacos in SD? I'm all ears

Currently binging on AHS.. What's your favorite season and why? What was your least fave? (American Horror Story)

Anyone up for a virtual summer time meal this weekend?

Prime day recommendations?

Wow Melania was amazing

So I feel like I want to keep eating something all day. Even though I'm full and not really hungry. It's the thing of chewing I guess. What to do to combat this?

What is your favorite VICE documentary?

What’s is your favorite fast food chain and why? There is so many I don’t know which one to choose. Thank you.

Maybe it's just my family, but come Thanksgiving, no one under the age of 45 is touching the cranberry sauce.

Any book recommendations?

Anyone here on simple and sinister kettlebell program?

Daily Dordle 0146 X&2/7
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Pleased with the right side - bummed about the left. 🤷🏼‍♀️

When is credit suisse going to ask employees for returning to office?

How is the work life balance in cognizant ?

hello all,
I have joined CTS on dec-2021 ,I have been assigned to a support project i had 2 years of java development experience before joining CTS ,i have asked my reporting manager to provide release from the project but he is denying it now whom should I approach plz provide me your valuable suggestion

With the slowdown in the economy, we see normalisation in a lot of markets. Used cars, housing prices, etc etc.

Do you expect to buy watches for their MSRP in the near future?

Anyone ever work at true partners consulting - m&a tax ? Wondering what it’s like and what salary is for experienced seniors and or new manager ?

What are the best consulting firms for someone with a TS/SCI with FSP? Non staffing roles. I’d rather do strategy, transformation, tech integration, etc...

Anyone ready for NYC gathering?

Currently in cyber consulting (3 YOE) but more interested in business strategy roles. Do I need to go back to entry level or will my technical experience allow me to come in as an experienced hire?

Technically, I'm not a college student anymore because I just graduated in December. I am having trouble finding jobs within my field (Communications with little experience in marketing). I've gotten plenty of interviews, but none of them have made it past the first formal interview (phone screening then interview). Any advice?

Jummah Mubarak and Happy Friday 🤗! How’s everyone doing? Any plans for the weekend?

I’m 21. Maybe I just got lucky, but working in Apple retail was an incredible experience. I was only there for 7 months, but it was enough time to know it’s a place filled with love and laughter. Walking in other Apple Store’s I can feel the energy and I genuinely believe my store was unique. Managers cared and coworkers were connected. I’m going to miss talking about Apple with people, but definitely not helping indecisive assholes try on 30 different Apple Watch bands; they can suck my balls.

Any women doing GORUCK ?

I’ve worked at the same well known tech company since I graduated school 8 years ago. I’ve been promoted 3 times so I’ve held a few different jobs within my org.

BUT .. I’ve applied to a few companies and getting no responses. Is it a deterrent for hiring managers/recruiters that my experience is based primarily at one company?

What's the best printer for a Special education self contained classroom? I have 10 students and need a printer that can handle printing work for them daily and IEPs at the end of the year. Any suggestions? Cost of 350 or less preferable

Who is a PM here? What product/area are you focused on?

How many hours are you all , on average, working in a day?

me: how can i help you today?
customer: can you get me a younger wife who talks less?
me: …

IBM, Mindtree or LTI which one's a better for Senior Salesforce developer role, only LTI offering Servicemax + Salesforce developer role?
CTC difference is only around 1-1.5 LPA

Is it hard to get into Salesforce? Big 4 consultant with 10 yoe, mostly in ERP/CRM implementation and program/project management, have Salesforce Admin cert but not much hands on experience due to mostly management exp, looking into Director TPM roles - should I apply? Or should I wait until I somehow gain more hands on SF experience?

Hi Everyone!

I am looking at hiring a Sr. Salesforce (Sales and Service Cloud) and Sr. Salesforce (Marketing Cloud) Consultants. They can be based anywhere in North America. If anyone is interested or knows someone who might be. Please shoot me a message or comment below.

PS - Open to Full Time Permanent opportunities or someone looking for contract work is also okay.

What's the most fun certification you have studied for?

I’m thinking of applying for a sales role at Salesforce, but there are so many roles that meet my experience. I don’t want to apply for a bunch of positions, and no one is replying to me for a conversation on LinkedIn. Would anyone here be willing to give me some advice/guidance?

What compensation could I expect at Deloitte Digital with 3yrs of Salesforce experience as a consultant in Chicago? Looking for ball park range to help with negotiations

Hey all 👋🏻 I’m looking for a referral for the Named Account Executive - Large Enterprise Banking @ Salesforce. I currently work in commercial banking for TD as an account manager and have over 3 years experience in banking and 4 in finance. Anyone have advice to get an interview?

What is the performance review cycle at Salesforce? Will someone hired in November/December be eligible to receive the annual bonus?

Any idea what areas/roles will experience the most growth in relation to hiring based on the recent announcement?

What’s a gift AEs enjoy? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Any advice for someone looking to move from doing Salesforce implementations consulting to working on product management teams at Salesforce?

Anyone at Salesforce know how to lookup the level-grade of a specific person from the org chart?

There's a lot a chatter (not Chatter) in this bowl over the last year about consultants joining Salesforce. What about the other way around - consultants leaving Salesforce or plotting their exit? We know you're out there....

Anyone looking for a referral to Deloitte? Feel free to dm me.

What does an exit from Salesforce consulting look like? I’m in a technical role leading a small team so my understanding is a technical/solution architect or a development team lead at either Salesforce or an end user like Amazon/Amex.

I have bounced around a couple consulting companies so would prefer not to do it again. Total 4 YOE.

I don’t think I have enough YOE to go for a program architect role at SF otherwise I’d be interested.

Hi all , looking for thoughts on best company for sfcc. Is company like Deloitte better or a web agency ?

Anyone from MBB here? Have you heard anything about Salesforce B2B Commerce work within your firm?

2 years experienced Salesforce Developer.
Working with Big 4.
Current CTC : ~9.5L
Expected CTC : 30-35% hike

Accenture rejected my profile without even an interview due to budget issues.

Any referrals please where the expected CTC won't be an issue?

Anybody with Big4 exp made the switch to salesforce as business architect recently? What does this job entail and qualification needs? The jd says “extensive” big4 exp