This is not the standard cringe on LinkedIn, but saw this post from the person that does coaching for our company’s leadership and curious if I need to reach out to them because whatever they were told is completely wrong. We have had no such growth at anytime in our company and I know we have no way of measuring the impact of coaching on sales because currently our marketing team can’t even track return on ad spend. It’s just a weird post since I know no aspect of it is true.

Post Photo
likefunny
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

No picture or link. But you should flag internally to your comms team or whomever contracted with this person.

like

Just fyi, very easy to google the phrasing from this post and find it, if that's at all a consideration for you.

like

They probably know just as well as your company’s leadership that the 300% figure is imaginary.

like

Well, if the business made £1, x 300% growth over 18 months = £4. So could be true.😂

like

I was also wondering about the period being compared to. You may be correct. Not deceptive at all haha

Related Posts

Has anyone successfully lost weight while on steroids like prednisone? If so, how’d you do it?

like

Planning a move to Bellevue downtown. Does anyone have apartment recommendations for good managed properties ?

like

Hey Jews, how are we feeling right now? Safe space to vent. Let’s get through this together

like

Guys, how's your experience living in Pune. How's the city and how did it treat you so far?

Any ID attorneys get their CPCU? Trying to make myself more marketable as claims counsel or in-house for a carrier (not doing ID).

like

Its been more than 2 weeks i have given my interview and cleared the levels. HR discussion is still pending and my lwd is jus a week away. When will the HR complete discussion ?

like

KPMG fishes and the sharks of the industries,

If anyone can help me in understanding that what is DT CDSG in KPMG? Have seen this query many times here but still waiting for responses.

Your thoughts and inputs are appreciated,
Many Thanks!

KPMG Deloitte PwC EY Accenture Infosys IBM

like

Does Exl Pvt Ltd provides its shares to employees or do they have any ESOP program where an employee can invest at discounted price? Exl consulting EXL Service

Hi guys!

I have an offer from wipro for B3 band.

Below is the salary breakage. Could anyone tell me what is going to be my in-hand salary per month.

Basic       :1020000

HRA        :510000

BONUS       :56800

WIPRO BENEFIT PLAN :399840

ADDITION ALLOWNACE :186660

PROVIDENT FUND   :122400

GRATUITY      :54162

HEALTH BENEFIT   :9800

VARIABLE PAY    :191760

Thanks,

Prem 

like

If I accept the promotion to Partner/Principal what's the least number of years I could work without it being a financial mistake. I have an opportunity to do something completely unrelated that's my passion, but I feel like that's the wrong decision when I'm this close.

The other opportunity should still be there for 2-3 years

like

Who’s thinking of a divorce/breakup as result of lockdown? Who is even more in love with their SO as a result of lockdown? Want to test the corona divorce rates theory out.

likefunny

Unsure if my bf and I are incompatible or if I’m not compromising enough. How do you know the difference? He has so many great qualities that I love but also lacks some qualities that I would like to have but idk if I would be giving up on someone that is great for little things.

like

I lived in tampa in my early 20s and am now in my late 30s and looking to move back. One of the reason I left is because I felt I had too much energy for the city for a single young professional, but now husband is from there and we have a kid but we are both social people. Do you guys find it easy to meet interesting people and has the city gotten any more fun?

How many of you already have life insurance and long term disability with a trusted provider? Is it worth getting?

like

Why platinum and no longer platinum elite?

Hi TWKs

Has there been a cultural shift or any other negative changes in Thoughtworks after bein acquired by Apax partner

like

Feel really terrible at writing sketch comedy. I think this is just something I just cannot do. Anyone with tips? Advice? Anything?

like

What’s with TBWA and losing 2 POC leaders lately (Walt, Wallye)?

like

GME above 300 going into tomorrow 🚀🚀🚀

like

Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

Post Photo
funnylike

Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

like

Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

Post Photo
likefunny
funnylikeupliftingsmarthelpful

Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

Post Photo
funnylike

This is how I feel!!!

Post Photo

It's the "loves this" for me

Post Photo
likefunny

on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

likefunny

“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

likefunny

$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

Post Photo
funnylike

Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

Post Photo
funnylike

Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

Post Photo
likefunny

Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

like

Incoming multi-tier cringe

Post Photo
likefunny

Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

Post Photo
likefunny

Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

Post Photo
likefunny

I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

likefunny

Nice try Accenture.

Post Photo
funnylike

A little bit of motivation for us all.

Post Photo
funnylikehelpful

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal