Today I faked a firearm going off in the middle of a zoom meeting so I could buy more time of finishing a deck

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OH I MEANT TO SAY FIRE ALARM NOT FIREARM!!!!! Ahahaha🤦‍♂️

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Phew!

Only in America would that be believable

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Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

- Bear Grylls

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Fire alarm, or firearm? One is clever, another despicable.

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Modern problems require modern solutions

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Faked how? Did you use props?? Elaborate please and I am stealing this move.

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It’s a tiktok hack going around.

And the other people on the call weren’t at all concerned?? I’m very confused about how this would work lol

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Were you inspired by the post on Barstool ?

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Creative & innovative

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Respect!

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Shoot man I live in a bad neighborhood in Cleveland, literally had a double homicide one block from me. Why didn't I think of that?

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Genius

I think you could have got more time with less with some more creative. Like a water leak in the bathroom.

Can’t you just say your internet cut out and drop from the Zoom?

Alarm*

No joke was on a call, heard some pops and shrugged thinking it was fireworks since it was summer. Stopped in the building office the next day and found out it was a drive by.

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