Toddlers are (% might be off depending on kid)

33% golden retriever: always down to play
33% feral: freak outs over the blue toy when they wanted red
33% alien: seeing and experimenting with things like they’ve never seen them

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Teenagers are
33% chihuahua: adorable yet quite spicy
33% hibernating bear: emerges from room only for food, grunts at sunlight
33% lawyer: can defend their behavior vigorously, even when obviously guilty

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I wish my kid went to sleep…..

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