WEEKEND SAFETY BRIEF:

Don’t add to the population.
Don’t subtract from the population.
Stay out of the hospital, the newspaper and jail.
If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

🥂

Does anyone have any recommendations for egg retrieval in the Boston area? I’ve heard great things about Boston IVF and CCRM, but would love to get additional opinions. CCRM seems a lot newer, while Boston IVF seems much more well-established.

May be a stupid q but can anyone give me insight into the structure of digitas? I see all these copywriting and creative roles and media planner roles. Are their strategists? Planning and creative....

What’s something a guy has said in a meeting you could never pull off as a woman? I’ll go. One time a guy creative was presenting his work and said “yeah this was just me being lazy and not wanting to do any work” and he literally suggested we do the same ads as last year, with a different celebrity plugged in. CDs in the meeting laughed and considered it for a minute. If I had presented that and said I was being lazy, I would prob be put on the chopping block.

Unusual situation: My client called her advisor for an account held away from me, and asked for her RMD from that firm be aggregated with $2700 RMD which represents her RMD with me. Because she forgot

I have ~7 years of experience in IAM (Ping) and I am currently looking to move out of TechM. Kindly let me know if anyone's team is hiring for IAM roles currently.

Hi Folks,

I am looking for an on-site job opportunity (EU preferably) for SAP CDC/Gigya as a CIAM/IAM Consultant (4+ yoe). Please let me know if you have any opportunities within your team or maybe able to help with a referral.

Thank you.

Anyone hiring a UX Designer in Atlanta? I know someone who got laid off

Hi Fishes...
I have recently applied in Barclays for analyst position at Chennai location. The status of my application has changed from application submitted to Hiring manager review on 5th of July. From then i didn't receive any mail from the company, and the status of my application is also unchanged. Can anyone tell me when can I expect the next stage of process, and i have 32 months of experience in industry domain. How much should i negotiate the salary during the Hr call. please help

Has anyone been able to replicate Halal Guys white sauce at home?

Im thinking of creating a Vegan/Plant Based Group. Is that something anyone here would be interested in?

Hi! Does anyone have experience training from a beginner to running a 5K?

I’m a pretty out of shape beginner, 24F, looking to run a 5K in February but not sure if that’s enough time.

I have an indoor treadmill to practice on but don’t feel safe running outside around my apartment, thanks.

Hi all I’m a certified Project manager and Scrum Master with 8+ years of healthcare experience and 3 plus years in Tech as a product manager with some 5 years in service designing. I really need a well compensating remote evening/ night shift position pls can anyone help or refer me? Thank you!

Coming up in 2 years with my girlfriend and worried I am beginning to get the feelings I started to feel prior to breaking up with my last girlfriend. I never felt before the way I felt about this

I could be your next husband. Slide in my DMs to find out.

Welcome Fishes from Manufacturing domain...

I love what I did in physiotherapy but two years into the career im struggling to see progression or long term future satisfaction. What have people shifted to from this career?

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

I was in a meeting, and there was a new attendee, a fellow Asian guy.

Senior member: “Hi [new attendee’s name], where are you from?”

New attendee: “from [city and state]”

Senior member: “No, where are you reeeeaaaallllyyy from?”

**awkward silence**

New attendee: “from God”

Well… 🫣

If you are an immigrant and people ask you where you are from, how do you usually respond?

I made a couple errors at a new job. An important document to be distributed had wrong information on it, which was proofread by 2 other people. Then a couple of typos in emails, the person micromanaging me told me to send out but I didn’t fix the errors. Failed to meet a deadline but completed 95%. I was written up over all this last week, fired this week. There’s a lot more to this but I think it’s because the DM doesn’t like me.

*In biweekly team sync meeting*
“Oh fuck this, I’m gonna kill myself”
…
“Oh goddammit, I’m not on mute”

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

“I mean if you need me I will be around...like in my house... not doing anything”

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

I used to get lit on LITS (Long Island Iced Tea) ummmm you didn’t use lit correctly. But I’m starting to use the word extra correctly. LOL #facepalm

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

What’s the most diabolical exit you or a colleague has had from a company? For context, I’m not talking necessarily on bad terms - just a savage exit that’s all

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”