Well, I don't know about the rest of you but this guy seems like a true professional and I'm ready to send him my money to invest... What could go wrong?

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Yes, cash out every bit of equity you have and send it to this guy.

Ew, do a little proof reading or download Grammarly, my friend

He has 44 connections…..

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Why can’t people click the FB or Insta icon instead? Love yourself elsewhere please!

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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