What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop 🥁

How much is the average Emergency Medicine physician making out of residency? (Name your city)

Recommendations for best suits in Dubai? Good quality but not 10k either.

Selling structured book of autocalls

If JetBlue moves my departure time by 3 hours can I get a credit card refund or only travel bank?

Hi All
I am desperately looking for a job change.
I have done my masters in Supply chain Management from Australia and working with Maersk since past couple of years.
My skill set is team management, change management, shipping. CRM implementation .
Any reference would be of great help.
Looking for an opportunity in India and abroad.

How many days of sick leave a recently hired analyst can apply for? and will it get deducted from the annual leaves that are there? I could not find any section for sick leave in talent hub. Thank you in advance.

Nagarro or accenture?

Can anyone tell me what's this in Tech M
IBU CASCADE 1

Hello Fishes, please refer me if any Cards BA opportunity in your organisation. TIA.

Did PwC increase their payscale in UAE?

I have a close friend who is interested in tech consulting in the region (Dubai/AD) in particular Accenture and IBM, would anyone be ok to have a chat? He’s keen to learn about the space and is looking to intern summer 2023, has completed multiple internships in Dubai.

Desi consultants in Indianapolis? I’m coming to Indiana University for my masters degree after 2 YOE as a data science associate consultant at ZS Associates. Would love to get your advice, and hacks for life in the US. I’m also looking for internship opportunities for Fall 2023, so any leads would be appreciated. Thanks!

I'm feeling overwhelmed by my workload, but I don't want to ask for help because I fear looking like I'm unqualified to do the job. What should I do?

How’s American Express as an organisation for UI/UX designers. Is it true that you have to work during the US hours and it’s pretty stressful. Is it true?

I have a few LPs to cover where my stories are not solid before my loop on Monday. Feeling a little demotivated because I felt I had more time to prepare. Don't plan on asking for extension.

How did you motivate yourself to study and prep for the LPs? Tips...advice on what worked, thanks!

So I have few question( Please answer these questions are asked by most of the freshies)
1) After document submission , How much time do they take to release offer letter for freshers ? Its been month for me not received till now
2) How is growth opportunities for fresher member technical.
3) Is there any relocation reimbursement (or any other benefits)
4)Is there free food available
5) will they give macbook to fresher or which laptop

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww