What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop 🥁

What’s the difference between a corporate financial analyst versus a financial analyst at BAH? I’m assuming the corporate position is an internal role; is that generally viewed as a tier below anyone client facing in terms of salary and career progression?

Best consulting firms to target for Supply Chain & Operations Strategy apart from MBB after graduating from MIT SCM

Does anyone have motivating/good sales books to recommend?

Any platform which lets you trade options after hours?

Looking for local SAP industry positions in Atlanta - Director or similar.. have 15 yrs of exp- all SAP.
Any companies currently looking for or recruiters/head hunters you would recommend?

Hi fellow nurses! I am an Emergency Nurse with 3 years of nursing experience to include med -surg. I am looking to transition to a lower acuity position such as pre op, or honestly work remote as the work life balance is not fulfilling for me. Any recommendations on hospital jobs that are less stressful or any companies that offer competitive pay to work remote? I make 38/hr currently and would like to maintain that rate. Thank you!

How has the path to partner been? What are the typical numbers / criteria you have to hit?

Recently moved from Chicago, I want to continue my solo Sunday tradition of a good smoothie bowl after pilates. Any recommendations for smoothie bowl places?

Best HC Plan offered by Deloitte for someone who sees multiple specialists and has a large number of recurring prescriptions?

Dallas 🐠!! Question for you guys: moving out of the city. What is the best way to sell furniture prior to moving out? Not aiming to make a lot of money, just don’t want the burden of dismantling and packaging them🙈. And yeah, Offer Up is bust. Any other lead or advice is appreciated!! Thanks!

Any one know how many round of interview in Wipro .... For selenium Testing
I attended 1st round and selected for 2nd round.. any one help me what type of interview will be expected.. plz help me to get placed

Feeling incredibly stuck at the moment. Just about to finish the CbD program, haven’t learnt much and want out ASAP. Not sure what roles to apply for. Mainly done Business Analyst/PM type work..

Anyone have any insight on switching to banking roles from Corporate Finance? Recently graduated (<1 year) if that helps - looking to make a move before being locked in

Which companies in Canada are giving remote opportunities in the insurance industry?

I'm currently in a process for senior associate at a Big4. The process began on July, yet between the first and second interview it took like 3-4 weeks. And between the 2nd and 3rd like 7 weeks. I sent an email to HR during those weeks asking for an update and didn't have an answer. Then it a 3rd one was scheduled three times (the manager didn't connect to the first 2) and next week I have the last interview with 1 partner. Is the timing normal? Or were they looking for other candidates or what?

What do I wear to a info interview w/Stanford GSB admissions associate director? (White female)

How much do partners pay for health insurance?

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

Gonna start a sausage stand and call it Wurst Behavior

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.