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Hi All,

I have 4 years years of experience ,preparing to give salesforce technical consultant interview, wanted to know what is the salary range and how many rounds of interview and what type of rounds.
My current ctc is 18.5(16.8 fixed)

Thanks in Advance.

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For those who have obtained the CFF certification:
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Hi Sharks,

Kindly reply.

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Hi Advisors,
I gave one interview and Solve Game assessment for McKinsey & Company - Specialist / Teamlead role Client Capability Network CCN.
Could some one guide me.. on what will be the next steps in Interview and hiring process
How can I prepare for next rounds
What's approximate time taken for hirng cycle
What would be the base salary for this role

Current CTC 15L, 7YoE

Thank you
- McKinsey & Company

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Any recommendations for resume revamp?

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Also, where can I practice SQL ?
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Fo drizzle. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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