Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

Read this on Bored Panda: Just Had A Zoom Job Interview, And The Recruiter Asked Me To ‘Show Her Around The Room

Hi folks, have anyone got job offer from Canada by applying from India? If so can anyone guide how to crack interview while applying from India?

Boyfriend and I have been dating for ~1.5 years and we still only spend weekends together. I want to move in together at the 2 year mark but bf thinks it’s too soon... just feels our relationship is stagnant and not going anywhere. Any thoughts from ppl who’ve gone through similar situations?

F*****-up story…please be constructive (but also open & direct)
With my wife for 14 years, 2 kids under 8y - both under a lot of pressure bc Covid/work/private life/… and have been (unconsciously) running away from our couple not working “since a long time” (dixit my wife). We want to try and fix it, but I also met someone new (not sure if she would even want me) and wondering if it’s worth fixing it (since we are trying/running/avoiding it for years) - just worried about the kids…any advice

Has anyone asked for an alternative work schedule for mental health reasons? I have complex PTSD, and may benefit from a shorter week.

How's work life balance at Apple? More specifically for a PM role

What do you guys think of JvM / Sports these days?

Hi
I am having 4 years of experience in mainframe technologies in the banking domain. I want to work abroad in Canada/UK/Ireland. How do I acquire a job there??

Ps.:- There is no onsite opportunity provided by my current organization.

What’s your best advice for dealing with an insufferable manager? I’m being gaslit and micromanaged to wit’s end.

How much is a common value of equity options to see a new hire (manager) get?

Has anyone made a property purchase using sheriff sales? Can you shed any light on the process or share tips or resources?

Hello Guys,
I have been working in the BPO/Tech support sector for 5 years now. I'm thinking of switching to SAP MM.
Any guidance and tips would really help. And if anyone has moved from call centre to SAP please share your experiences

For American expats, what % of your salary do you take home and what are the deductions involved? Contemplating an offer for a role in London but want to make sure I get a realistic sense of what my pay will be

Hi All,
How much CTC I can expect from Natwest for 2.1 yoe?
Skillset - Java,Springboot,Microservices
Have 1 offer in Hand of 6 LPA.
Also in Natwest, am done with CPC round. It went really well. So i need suggestions for HR Round.

Thankyou!

Hi Fishes,
Can anyone please guide me about appraisal at DXC technology ?
What is the cycle for appraisal ? Is it Apr-Mar?
And what is the average hike to an average performing employee ?

Hi all,

Does DXC technologies have good work life balance? In Australian project for Oracle Apps DBA.

If anyone knows please suggest.

Thanks in advance

Audit manager here. Planning to talk to partner in charge about becoming a partner eventually. Any tips about what to ask?

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww