What does everyone bring with them when the boss invites them over for dinner?

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Maybe a bottle of wine?

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Condoms! Oh wait…

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Wine is a safe bet. Otherwise, if you know a dessert that would go over well, maybe that. I’d stick with wine though

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A flask to drink in the bathroom

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A candle or bouquet of flowers

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