What percentage of your firm would be fired if they monitored your company IM/Ping? 🤔

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100%

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99%. There's a few teachers pets.

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Same if the mute button dis not exist on conf calls

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Everyone I know

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Yeah. In this hypothetical, what pings count as fireable offenses?

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Depends on what type of messages would get you fired...

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Had a client that logged theirs. They had to go back to it for HR matters.

People eating an 🍎 at work

What are you talking about.... it is monitored.

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