What's the most cringe company wide emails you've seen? Here's one sent to around 6k folks in the org upon the guy getting fired:
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For all of you who are young, intelligent, motivated, and have a great value structure, I would urge you to leave this firm now. Most of the best talent has already left.

Take my advice, as most of you have grown to respect me over the years.

Sent from my iPad

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It’s the “Sent from my iPad” for me 😂😂😂😂

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There was one a “welcome new hire” email about a guy whose bio said in his spare time he was a life coach. Someone (accidentally) replied all something to the effect of “oh look who thinks a lot of themselves.” 🤣
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