When Giraffes go to work, do they wear their tie at the top of their neck or bottom of their neck! Just asking for a friend...

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Not a baby - I'm a meme cop 👮🏻

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Stop trying to steal memes 👮🏻🚨

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^ did I say I wrote it? Just sharing a laugh! Ice Up my friend.

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Senior consultant 1, stop being a little baby

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Top of the neck if bowtie; bottom of the neck of neck tie. Of course

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Bottom, do you wear your tie at the top of your neck?!?

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My neck is like 6 inches long I think I am qualified to opine on this.

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^thats almost as long as a giraffe's neck... smh

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EY1, you are not being imaginative. Is your neck as long as a Giraffe? You don't have that problem if you don't

You seem jealous.

Of course, I want a neck comparable in size to that of a giraffe too, why wouldn't I be jealous

Traditionally, the bottom. But I've seen the top starting to become popular.

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