Why are spies careful not to fart in bed?

Because they might blow their cover.

Congratulations!! You are getting that email, call and a meeting to announce the highest salary you have ever received in your career.

Hi all, I'm trying to break into sales coming from a technical background. It's been very difficult as a lot of recruiters only see the technical aspects of my previous role, even though I've added in some sales aspects from those roles. Any advice on how to break past the initial view of my resume/past technical experiences to get interviews?

Does anyone know of any amlaw100/200s with a matrimonial law practice group? Or where I could find a list of this information? I have a friend looking in Philly and DC

What is the fastest way to sponsor a pup?

Any comments on Dentsu International?

Fish fam. Need some advice. My height is 5'11 and I weigh 160 lbs. Since I am a vegetarian I find it difficult to put on weight through a regular diet. Constant Travel doesn't help either. Any vegetarians out there who have overcome a similar problem??

Any advice for someone looking to transition into a full HR Generalist role from Recruiting. I’m currently a Campus Recruiter with about 5 years of HR experience (Coordinator- Higher Ed). I received my PHR certification in September 2020 and sitting for my SHRM-CP in two weeks. I’m having a hard time transitioning into a full Generalist position.

Planned a really exciting marketing campaign and got leadership on board. Then the product lead killed it, said it didn't fit with the product vision. Need negotiation advice to convince her- thanks!

Damnnn... The Surgeon's cut on Netflix has Dr.Devi Shetty, such a proud moment that world's getting to see this person from Bangalore who's redefined the health sector.

Went from a big firm to work for a smaller firm. The people in the smaller firm are protective of their work and are good by their work too. I no longer feel chaos or stress. I am treated with respect and my schedule is more normal. I am even working more billable hours than before, but it feels like a seamless experience. I don’t work then past 5pm or anything out of the ordinary for this time of the year. I am so grateful!

Hi! Does anybody happen to know if Apple offices are dog-friendly? Specifically the Culver City office and Apple Park. Thank you!

Can some one refer me to a position at FIS Global, I have the job ID.

If you’re tired of the stress of the agency world what’s a good next step career wise? Working in programmatic display currently and sick of the never ending workload.

Hello folks,
I am looking for new opportunities. I am a Design engineer with 5 years of experience in NX unigraphics - design, drafting of engineering drawings, Assembly/installation drawings. Strong in Geometry control and clash check analysis. Can someone refer me to a suitable role?

Hi All.
I am looking for Salesforce Functional BA roles in Accenture. I am currently working with Persistent Systems. Please let me know if there are any relevant openings.

What are the best sources for getting smart on regulatory for a pharma newbie? I ask coworkers and get different answers depending on the coworker... Is there no book of Pharma Advertising 101?

My mentality for work and life at this point is, “I could do a lot better” but retrospectively, I could do so much worse, so I’m somewhat content

Love how BS credit score is. Got my score up to 800 last month only to go on vacation so my credit utilization went up to 8% due to the increased spending and my score dropped 35 points because I didn’t immediately pay the balance after charging the purchases. I always pay my balance in full each month and have never missed a payment, how is 8% credit utilization determined to be that big of a risk that my score got immediately wrecked, I don’t understand

What’s your most hated/dreadful chore?
I hate doing laundry 🧺 and folding/putting it away.

I’m seriously considering eating dinner at 5:30pm. Does that mean I’m officially old??

Sometimes when I make a mistake at work I feel like I am not good enough for the job while other times I take it as “let’s do better next time.” Would love to find a balance between the two feelings.

Anyone actually use the Networking feature here on fishbowl? Like yeah I see some of you with it on but do you actually use it besides thirsty dms?

Just found out that sperm banks pay $70 per donation. I just found my side hustle 😏

I drunk texted. It was bad. I wasn’t an asshole, I just said my feelings because I was frustrated about them being avoided. And then I got hardcore ghosted, which is expected but still harsh. Do as I say, not as I do. 💔

I’m a rebellious teenager trapped in a 30-year old woman’s body

After ~20-30 min on a call, I stop paying attention.

When your boss complains to you about C-Suite issues they are tasked to resolve but instead calls leadership assholes… run

Forget about Uber.

Thoughts on those credit card machines that ask for tips?

I’m standing there stressing out with people behind me and all the person did was push a button to get me black coffee!

I don’t know how people can be productive working from home. Maybe it’s just me, I worked from home half the day today and couldn’t focus and be productive like I do when I’m in my office working.

I broke up with my EX mainly because the relationship with my child and her was not the best, it sucks but I have to look out for my child, So far I am able to do the things I can do now. It is not the I am not Hoeing around but the simply fact that I can hang out with friends and go watch my son play baseball is a great feeling now. I feel at peace now, in somewhat of pain because of the breakup but I am at peace now.

I know absolutely nothing about football (or any other sports). I’m up $360 on super bowl bets. Spent the second half of the game watching a drag show. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Can we all agree to look up the difference between improve and improvise and use it appropriately?

Improvise is not a synonym for improve!

Need advice- Got into an at fault accident a while back, car is being fixed by insurance coverage over $10k. Now my rental got hit by something with a large star damage to the windshield and will have to be replaced since it larger than a coin . Scared if I tell insurance my rate will go up even more. Can I just get a company to replace it and pay out of pocket without telling rental company or insurance ? One company is quoting me $800 which I’m happy to pay. Rental car is a bmw