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D1 doesn't get humor
You did good on your impact day project but when we evaluated you against your peers they performed at the next level and the next level folks were performing at the next level as well and so on and so forth. So essentially everyone from BTA/BA to SM was performing at PPD level. So you're a 4 now. Sorry it's not us it's the bell curve - Love, Counselor
this line should be on a sitcom.. 😆😆😆
It's not that you didn't display excellence in your painting approach. It's just that other practitioners painted the fence in a more impactful fashion. Do you have any questions for me?
Yes. You should join KPMG if you painted it 'OK'
What was your impact day feedback? Attention to detail was an issue? Or is it the story that the fences told?
Are you fucking kidding me ?
D3 silence stray dog
HE'S BEING SARCASTIC EVERYONE. CALM DOWN.
@D1 next round, make sure to laugh at everyone's jokes.
Just get wasted and paint the town <insert brand appropriate color here>
D7 company that pays your bills? It's not a handout to grovel for, it's employment, an exchange, we work for the $
@C2: STFU and celebrate more
This is gold
Funniest thing I've seen all day - good one OP #cantstoplaughing
Post gets a strong 2, overly serious commenters definitely push it into a leading 1 position
I still look at this every now and again for a quick laugh. Love it
Haha this is great go D1
Next time, for Gods sake, watch the karate kid to learn to paint. Kind of "the Harvard business review" for painting. :-)
Very funny. Good job