You ever see something and think “wish I thought of that”? Someone give this guy a job. Or an interview.

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He deserves a cookie at the very least.

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Hey Tanner.

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Does he even understand the product truth? Insomnia cookies are so small and moist they produce no crumbs, therefore could never clog a keyboard. This copy could be written for any, lesser cookie. Go sell Keebler on such fragmented an idea.

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That’s probably not all that’s stuck in his keyboard.

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Joe Le Pomp would not approve

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Vive La France 🇫🇷

Tanner is a bad mamma jamma, I’d hire him in a jiffy if I could

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No one curious why his URL doesn't have typos?!?!

(I do like his post, tho!)

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Ya’ll are petty af.
I’ve seen CDs and ECDs steal more work and get away with it. He’s also a junior CW, stop criticizing on what he could have said or how it’s not relevant to insomnia .. he was shooting his shot an hopefully justin responds

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Would’ve made more sense if he claimed the typos were due to insomnia

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And if he sent it at 3am.

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Off topic, but I saw that guy’s Scrabble campaign in Communication Arts and it appears to be a pretty shameless lift of the old Ogilvy campaign, no? (original in the comments below for reference)

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Maybe... we weren’t in that class or in his head. Maybe he challenged himself to build off what Scrabble had done in the past... who knows. LOL.

My point was more that I don’t think he plagiarized as much as he colored within the lines, and I think he is very creative for the Insomnia post.

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I did a similar thing but for an unsolicited job offer 🤷🏻‍♂️ (response in comments)

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He was a real good sport about it, FYI. I imagine he doesn’t get much fun banter with these cold InMails, haha.

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