ORD to SFO. Wearing mask because I always do due to allergies. Gate check agent stops “only” me among a 100 people to ask where am I coming from/heading to/if SFO was my final destination. Big F U!🤦🏻‍♀️

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Just got an upgrade on my fight from ORD to SFO as United Gold. That never happens!

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I’d like to applaud everyone on the MCI-ORD United flight right now. Less than 10 min to board and not a single person lined up. My faith in humanity, well it’s not restored but I hate it less.

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In the ORD B6 United Club - a dude filled an empty water bottle from the community dispenser - touching the tap. When done, he filled his personal sanitizer bottle from the community dispenser. Irony?

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Chicago 🐠, what’s the traffic to ORD like on Monday late afternoon around 4.30?

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When to leave River North for an 8am flight out of ORD? Better off ubering or taking blue line? I normally take earlier flights so not sure what the traffic situation is like a bit later.

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What time to leave for a 6:35a ORD flight from west loop? Usually leave at 6:45 for 8:30 flights

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Have you noticed a very peculiar smell in the tunnel connecting concourse B and C in ORD? What is it? Wanna read your guesses. Mine is old hotdog water and onion 🤷‍♂️

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When I don’t want to be at client site on a Monday, I take American Airlines with a connection at ORD. Have never reached the site before 3 pm that way!

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If taking the blue line to ORD, how inconvenient is the shuttle bus to terminal 5? My understanding is that the regular train shuttle is down, so wondering how much extra time I’ll need

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What’s the need for the distinction between Americans “Shuttle” service (ord to nyc for example) v. just a regular flight

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What’s the situation at ORD rn

Does terminal 2 at ORD have Clear lines at precheck, or is that just terminal 1?

Today I learned there's a Peloton showroom at ORD. Anyone had experience getting a workout in before a flight? Where exactly in ORD is it? Do you need to make a reservation or can you usually walk in?

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Anyone worried about flying in the US tomorrow with coronavirus? My friend is getting in my head about flying out of ORD.

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What time to leave the loop to arrive at ORD at 10:40am on a Monday? Is 10am cutting it too close? I’m used to catching early AM Mon flights where traffics is awful, but am not sure about 10am

Was CLEAR always for US Citizens or US Permanent Residents only? I am super annoyed since Sky priority line is gone in ORD and I am not eligible for TSA Precheck, Clear or Global Entry.

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Will United ever learn? Stuck in ORD since last night due to weather delays. My current flight got delayed again so asked to be put on standby for an alternative airport at the gate. She kept delaying

Sky Priority line is gone in ORD 🤨

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Anyone fly Delta with ORD as their home base? I realize I may need to take connections but is this worth it? Lost EP last year, status matched to Platinum with Delta if having status matters

I know I’ve made it because I’m in my Lyft on my way to ORD and Karma Chameleon comes on the radio.

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Travel alerts for both ORD and DFW all weekend. Should be a fun fly Sunday/Monday...

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Caved to McKDonalds at ORD again... there goes my New Years resolution...

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7AM domestic flight out of ORD tomorrow.. what time to get there? Not from Chicago or overly familiar with ORD... thx fish fam!

Three-hour delay at ORD means deep dish pizza for breakfast 🤤

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BA denied checkin at ORD citing that I need a valid UK visa to transit thru LHR onwards to BOM/HYD. Booked with AA and they can’t seem to be able to find alternate routes soon. What are my options?

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I won’t re-qualify for EP this year, what’s my strategy for next year to maximize what I currently have? Status match to UA or DL? My home base is ORD.

Plane rerouted back to ORD mid flight bc they discovered they didnt have any oxygen masks.
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Is there any reason other than “United pays for it” that ORD has the stupidest uber pickup scheme of all time?

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Thinking about how much I hate PHL made me think of a question. What airports don't suck? ORD, JFK, LGA are all terrible

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Are drinks (got a mimosa) free at united club ORD?

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Hi! New to the area but will be here a while.. looking to buy a townhouse 2-3 bedroom. I’m 27 F & won’t have car so blue line for ORD would be nice. I really love cute, walkable streets / neighborhood

Technically not a meme, but for the price they’re asking PHX to ORD it might as well be... Go home AA, you’re drunk.

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Is Uber at ORD okay now? Several months back when I took Uber from ORD I waited for 20 minutes because of traffic in parking lot. Trying to decide to fly to MDW or ORD

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Best/nicest United Club location in ORD? Not flying Polaris (unfortunately)

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What’s your current project travel? ORD->LGA, M-Th

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Bad: Last flight of the day that landed after 10:00PM
Good: Exit row w/ no one in middle seat, checked my carryon as I was gifted a bottle of bourbon and it came out first bag, no traffic from ORD 😀

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Anyone used luggage assistance outside departures @ ORD T1? Traveling with wife & infant on Lufthansa. We have 6bags, stroller, backpacks. Wife&I cud push 2 carts if we have to.

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Landing at 7:30pm at ORD..when to call Uber? (Heard it’s better since they installed a traffic light at the Uber parking lot?)

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