HSBC Discussions

Yell sneezes. Are they necessary?

What's the most you've ever paid for a single drink?

I’m considering rescuing a cat, but I’m not sure how much I’ll actually be traveling after COVID settles down. Cat owners how do your fluffy friends handle when you travel? Note: M🐠 and I live alone

Have you ever cried for joy at work ? A promotion, a deal, something that you worked towards relentlessly, and it all finally falls in place and you break down briefly with sheer joy?

Hi everyone,
Looking for a M&A HR checklist that includes due diligence through integration. I have one but would like to see what else is out there and compare. Happy to share my email directly.

Exit interview dilemma - Caught between wanting to be brutally honest and not burning bridges. Combo of online form for ratings (not text) & HR mtg . Can other agencies in network see this in future?

I believe behind every underwhelming Super Bowl spot were 5 better scripts and a client/agency that didn’t have the balls to rise to the occasion

For people going through layoffs right now. It's really hard. But pro tip: sit down and write your obituary assuming you live to be 100. Helps so much to really see this is nothing but a blip. ❤️

Hi fishes,

One of my friend got offer from UHG (Optum) 3 months back as contractor at 8.5lpa his previous salary was 5lpa, now within 3 month he got offer to be a permanent employee in UHG (Optum) , how much hike he should demand (or is it even ok to demand ?)

How do people make money using facebook ads, google ads, linkedin ads? What do they do? Is it worth exploring?

I have family members who are inside claims reps for a large company. The company sends out emails 4 times/day showing who is currently not available for calls. To everyone working in claims in the entire country! It’s been a minute since I worked in claims. And never for this particular company. But is this shaming the new way to manage WFH.? Sounds at least toxic.

I’ve been having reoccurring nightmares about getting laid off :(

I know this is a lot for fishbowl but I recently experienced a very traumatic sexual assault. It is almost impossible to keep it together &I’m having a very hard time getting work done. Any advice?

What is Capgemini Amcat test for experienced ?. Is this an elimination round ?.

Anyone in Chicago care to have a drink tonight (Thursday) night near west loop/river north? Realize it’s fly day but would prefer to meet locals anyway. 🌅 🍷 🌃

Looking to possibly boomerang back to public somewhere between senior and manager level in the Boston area, likely in the real estate industry. Either advisory or audit. Any interesting opportunities?

How much do Top MBA folks (from old IIMs, FMS, ISB, MDI) etc. earn after 5,10 and 15 years of their MBA?

I know it depends. But wanna know on average.

People tell me that in order to make partner as a white collar litigator I have to be an AUSA first; how true is this?

So what are everyone's thoughts around the holding companies getting more and more pressure from clients to reduce costs, increased mergers, etc? Where do you see the industry heading in 10 years?

Interested in being a Advisory or Board member of a Fintech. Have diverse tech engineering, financial services and startup background. Intention: meet new folks, get exposed to and solve new problems (outside of primary gig)
Where and how to start?

Why some Managers and Leads are obsessed over faster delivery? I have found this behaviour specifically within India Based firms or clients. I mean quality work takes time. Better designing takes time. Ni bas jaldi krdo! I mean its not food that will rotten if 2 ka 3 din hogya! Seriously start the work in chaos and then later say “We understand everything is complicated in this project but it is how it is and we have to work hard to tackle this!” I mean it was you who made it complicated!

I’ve been having reoccurring nightmares about getting laid off :(

I have come to the realization that I am more attractive with a mask covering my face 😞

I would love to start teaching and learning outside the classroom walls. I would like to start working with middle school U.S. SS classes in other parts of the US. I'm in NJ, let me know if interested

Carl Nassib 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Anyone recommendations on a sturdy L-shaped desk ?

Which luxe car do you own/ lease? I’m gravitating towards leasing a Mercedes.

What kind of VPN do you people use? I want to buy one, but not sure which. I heard Proton VPN is very good, does anyone have any feedback? Thanks!

I know this is a lot for fishbowl but I recently experienced a very traumatic sexual assault. It is almost impossible to keep it together &I’m having a very hard time getting work done. Any advice?

How do NYC big law real estate groups hold up during recessions? Are they one of the harder hit corporate groups or is there more stability?

Hi Fishes,

I am currently serving NP with last working day @2nd Sept 2022.
If there is any open positions you are aware of for below roles/designation then please let me know. .
Roles : DevOps Engineer/Consultant, Senior DevOps Engineer/Consultant, Senior Site Reliability Engineer(SRE), Senior Middleware Architect.
Domain : Support & Maintenance
YOE : 8.7

Note : Some companies only hire from internal referals.

Need to DM someone , looking for 11+ likes

I don’t sign into teams on Fridays and someone on my project acts like i’m unreachable when they can just text me or email me ugh.